Yes Ratfans, I’m back….. in the wonderful world of licensing again….. you lucky people yeahhhhhhhh!

As an international jetsettin’ superstar I spend me time between Ratcave 2 here in Hollywood, California and Ratcave 1 in London so it seemed only natural that me old mates at Bulldog should look after things for me in Blighty.

Now, as you know I’ve never been one to blow me own trumpet, but they begged me to remind you lot of a few things I’ve been up to over the last 27 years and, finally, I relented so… here goes……..

Well, firstly as you all know I’m wonderful, l’m marvellous yeahhhh! I became the most famous rodent celeb in the world in the 1980s when I agreed to be the only rat to ever join a sinking ship and saved TV.am from closure. It’s probably no surprise to you, but when I joined them, their ratings were at rock bottom around 20,000 viewers every morning…
I soon fixed that and not long after I joined, l took the ratings up to 1.8m and when l left we were getting nearly 3 million viewers for my morning slots! ONLY when I was on of course ratfans!!!!

As an international megastar, it wasn’t long before I was appearing in my own show and everyone wanted a piece of me. But, even I can’t be everywhere at once so I got Hasbro to make cuddly toys that looked just like me so adoring ladies everywhere (and Glenis the Guinea pig) could cuddle up to me whenever they liked…

But, while I was off doing over 400 award winning half hour TV shows over the last 27 years, some of those ladies have been pining for me so we’re doing the same thing again, only this time with a company called Posh Paws (can’t get a better name than that in my book).

Always renowned as a fashion leader, retailers everywhere are trying to get their hands on my clothing line from Poetic Gem, Roy Lowe and Sons are making sure your paws don’t get cold by developing my sock line and I even re-launched Birds Eye’s Super Mousse recently, always a favourite of mine in the 1980s.

If it’s not enough for you to be able to dress like me, you can even look like me with a dress-up outfit coming out courtesy of Smiffy’s and Promonet are developing online slots with my hunky pics and animation so that loads of you can make money out of me, what could be better yeahhh!

Of course, I’m always online on Twitter, Facebook, Audioboo, Myspace, you name it I’m on it. Talking to all my beloved Ratfans around the world YEAHHHH! Plus, there’s a fab fan page at www.ratfans.com keeping Ratfans updated with all the latest news.

Anyway, I’m off to make sure Kevin the Gerbil hasn’t screwed up the table booking for me and Megan Fox tonight in Malibu! lt’s a tough life being a superstar ratfans!

Here’s to another 27 years yeahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUV ROL Ratcave2 Hollywood, CALIFORNIA

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